Caption This: Reader Responses

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Everybody was kung fu fighting.
-- Jeff, Dunellen, N.J.

These new contacts aren't working out so well for me.
-- Roberto, Liberty Corner, N.J.

Should have used Right Guard!
-- Stephen, Cornelius, N.C.

How's this, Mr. Miyagi?
-- Jimmy, Brownsville, Texas

'Scuse me while I kick this guy ...
-- Larry, Monee, Ill.

Gooooooaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!!!
-- Shane, Des Moines, Idaho

Degree Antiperspirant ... Kicks in in the clutch!
-- Jeff, Pittston, Pa.

Pit stop.
-- John, Alexandria, Va.

Aahh yes ... the Brazilian Heimlich maneuver.
-- Eric, Bronx, N.Y.

A kick to the armpit will remedy that Nike ball growth coming out of your head!
--Paul, Tempe, Ariz.

I guess I should change my Dr. Scholl's.
-- Joe, Millersville, Md.

"Which one of you clowns put the 'kick me' sign on my back again?"
-- Barry, Binghamton, N.Y.

If you can dodge a foot, you can dodge a ball.
-- Leo, Norwalk, Conn.