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O.K., by applause, how many of you thought the only person who could beat Tiger Woods for a money title was Oprah?

TOP-RANKED OKLAHOMA DECIMATES TEXAS A&M 77-0

It was the most lopsided loss in A&M history and would have been worse if the Sooners hadn't let the Aggies play the last 30 minutes with the 12th Man.

In a recent interview Joe Paterno said he would only leave Penn State if the White House said he was needed in Iraq. What are the odds he'd pick the only place whose rebuilding program may take longer?

NFL NETWORK GOES ON AIR

It's just like the Golf Channel. Except the Golf Channel has more live football.

All NFL 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That's a lot of programming to fill. On Day Two, the first hour was just Rich Eisen sitting around, waiting for the results of his random drug test.

Warren Sapp and Michael Strahan have debuted a regular spot in which they debate various league issues. I hope I'm not too late with a title: Pardon the Encroachment.

WIZARDS OWNER ABE POLLIN HAS REMOVED ALL MICHAEL JORDAN-RELATED ITEMS FROM THE MCI CENTER

Help me out here. Does that include 7,000 filled seats?