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How do sports stars fit in?
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People say I look like ... |
Weirdest thing I ever chewed |
If I could change my name, I'd make it ... |
Pet I'd like to own |
Sarah Palin should ... |
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PAUL BYRD Red Sox P
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Kelsey Grammer |
Louisiana alligator |
Larry |
Throughbred racehorse |
Take me fishing in Alaska
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CLETIS GORDON Chargers CB
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Nick Cannon
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Wasabi |
I like my name. I wouldn't change it |
Retriever |
Sarah who? |
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RASHARD MENDENHALL Steelers RB
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Wesley Snipes |
I sucked my thumb until junior high |
Heim, my nickname in college |
Black panther |
I don't know who that is |
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MARK REYNOLDS D-Backs 3B
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Luke Skywalker |
Dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds |
Bill Gates
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Orangutan (top)
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Make John McCain lower taxes |
WHEN Daunte
Culpepper announced his retirement last Thursday in an e-mail to the media, he
said he wouldn't be the kind of ex-quarterback who sits around waiting for one
of his peers to get hurt. With more than a hint of bitterness, he wrote that
it's time to "move on and win in other arenas of life" because he
"was not given a fair chance to ... compete for a [starting] job." The
statement was greeted with even more skepticism than Brett Favre's teary
going-away in March. "I don't know if he's really, really retired,"
said one team executive. "If somebody called at midseason and said, 'We've
got a job for you,' he'd be all over it." Added another front-office
figure, "He'd be on the next plane."
The fact is, the
person most responsible for Culpepper's joblessness is Culpepper himself. The
former Central Florida star spent the offseason acting as if he were still the
breathtaking blend of size (6'4", 265), arm strength and athleticism that
the Vikings drafted 11th overall in 1999 and who threw for 33 touchdowns while
leading Minnesota to the 2000 NFC Championship Game. In reality, he is an
often-injured 31-year-old who started 17 of a possible 48 games the past three
seasons for three teams. "That knee injury [in 2005 and a second surgery in
'06] really wrecked him," said one pro personnel director. "He still
has that big-time arm, but he doesn't move the same."
Culpepper's
unwillingness to be a second-stringer was a problem. The Packers and the
Steelers talked to him but backed off when Culpepper said he wanted to compete
for a top job and be paid as a starter. ( Culpepper made $3.2 million last
season with the Raiders.) He recently said he was willing to sign with Green
Bay as a backup, but by then the Packers had committed to two rookie draft
choices.
Culpepper's
misreading of the market suggests that he made a mistake by deciding three
years ago to act as his own agent. Still, he may get another chance. Says
another team executive, "If Vinny Testaverde can get a job, I promise you
when somebody loses one or two quarterbacks, they will reach out to
him."
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